Humorous Quips

Quips – a witty or funny observation or response, usually made on the spur of the moment, or it could be a clever, usually taunting remark.

Enjoy this selection of humorous quips. They are funny but at the same time, there is truth in some of these quips.

Life is too short to waste it worrying about things you have no control over. So, relax, laugh as heartily as you can, as often as you can. It is through humour, and laughter, that we soften some of life’s demand on us. And once we can find laughter, no matter how painful the situation might be, we can survive it.

May your days be filled with laughter.

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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. - Oscar Wilde

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there’s a reason. - Molly McGee

The best thing about the good old days was that I wasn’t good and I wasn’t old. - Unknown

Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser. - Vince Lombardi

I have two problems with hard labour: hard and labour. - Jarod Kintz

Quitting smoking is easy, I’ve done it hundreds of times. - Mark Twain

Staying on the fence is safe … until someone shoots you off! - Steven Charles

You know… There is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time… Husband! - Bill Maher

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun a lot more work. - Unknown

Money can't buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

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All quotes taken from 👉Here - my very own collection!

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