Humorous Quips

A new day, and a new week. Here’s a little humour to help you start the week on a positive note.

A sense of humour can help us get over life’s diffiuclt moments. All problems will be resolved one way or another eventually. So, why brood, worry and be unhappy. It doesn’t solve anything. We have to be able to laugh, no matter what life throws at us. If we can maintain a sunny disposition, the lingering dark clouds will disperse.

Anyhow, here are some humorous quips. I hope they can bring on a smile, or a chuckle. May your days be filled with laughter.

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You can always make a loan at a bank if you can show sufficient evidence that you don't need it. - Evan Esar

The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity. - Unknown

Better to be strong than pretty and useless. - Lilith Saintcrow

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops. - Cary Grant

The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more. No less. - Howard Taylor

It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to. - Jerry Seinfeld

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

There’s nothing the matter with Hollywood that a good earthquake couldn’t cure. - Moss Hart

I really don’t mind getting older, but my body is taking is badly. – Unknown

When some men dance they’re all feet, and when they stop they’re all hands. - Evan Easr

Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it. - Candace Bushnell

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All quotes taken from 👉Here - my very own collection!

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