Witty Humour

Laughter enhances your intake of oxygen-rich air, stimulates your heart, lungs and muscles, and increases the endorphins that are released by your brain. It's linked with improved cardiovascular health, pain relief, and immune system functioning. Laughter truly is a good medicine.

Take a look at today’s selection of witty aphorisms. I hope they make you laugh. Have a great week ahead and may your days be filled with laughter.

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Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today. - Herman Wouk

The only aspect of our travels that is interesting to others is disaster. - Martha Gellman

A politician is an animal who can sit on a fence and yet keep both ears to the ground. - H. L. Mencken

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. - Herbert Spencer

A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

If you are good for nothing else, you can still serve as a bad example. - Peter Ludwig Berger

About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends. - Herbert Clark Hoover

We can all learn something from the parrot, which is content to repeat what it hears without trying to make a good story out of it. - Unknown

The woman whose behavior indicates that she will make a scene if she is told the truth asks to be deceived. - Elizabeth Jenkins

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All quotes taken from 👉Here - my very own collection.

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