Witty Aphorisms

Laughter enhances your intake of oxygen-rich air, stimulates your heart, lungs and muscles, and increases the endorphins that are released by your brain. It's linked with improved cardiovascular health, pain relief, and immune system functioning. Laughter truly is a good medicine.

Take a look at today’s selection of witty aphorisms. I hope they make you laugh. Have a great week ahead and may your days be filled with laughter.

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We all have our ‘good old days’ tucked away inside our hearts, and we return to them in daydreams like cats to favourite armchairs. - Brian Carter

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. - Unknown

If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor. - Albert Einstein

To have a good enemy, choose a friend; he knows where to strike. - Diane de Poitiers

It’s hard to put a foot in a shut mouth. - Ken Alstad

The person who is waiting for something to turn up might start with their shirt sleeves. - Garth Henrichs

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F Kennedy

If lightning is the anger of the gods, then the gods are concerned mostly about trees. - Lao Tzu

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it? - Kin Hubbard

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All quotes taken from 👉Here - my very own collection.

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