Witty Aphorisms

Aphorisms and quotes that are witty and humorous have an advantage. They make us smile and are therefore more easily remembered.

Take a look at today’s selection of witty aphorisms. Remember the ones you like, and go impress your friends with your wit and humour. You will be very popular. We all like a witty and humorous person.

Have a great week ahead and may your days be filled with laughter.

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The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid. - Art Spander

You cannot plough a field by turning it over in your mind. - Unknown

The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war. - E. B. White

It’s better to have your nose in a book, than in someone else’s business. - Adam Stanley

Some folks want their luck buttered. - Thomas Hardy

The next war will be fought with atom bombs and the one after that with spears. - Harold Urey

By the time we got our head together, the body fell apart. - Unknown

When a fool dies there is much shedding of tears in the land whither he is bound. - Abraham Miller

It doesn’t matter what temperature the room is; it’s always room-temperature. - Steven Wright

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

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All quotes taken from 👉Here - my very own collection.

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