Cheeky Humour

Take a break from your problems, troubles, or difficulties to enjoy a laugh. Humour will help you to forget your troubles for a while. Your troubles will be there when you come back, but they might not seem as unsurmountable as before. In any case, you are back, refreshed and in a better frame of mind to tackle them.

Enjoy today’s selection, and may your days be filled with laughter.

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If we give all of the people who filed incorrect tax returns the benefit of the doubt and assume that every single one of them simply made an honest mistake, then doesn’t common sense tell us that maybe the tax code is just a little too complex? - Glenn Beck

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night. - Marie Corelli

Today, I went to the bank and told them I indentify as a millionaire I’d like to withdrraw my money. They laughed and asked me to leave. Turns out – just because you believe something in your brain, doesn’t make it true, and you can’t force others to pretend it is. - Unknown

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it. - Mark Twain

Ladies, if you are pregnant, and you know your baby will be a boy, consider naming him ’Gotham’! That way when he starts crying in the middle of the night, all you have to do is turn to your man and whisper, “Gotham needs you.” It won’t matter if it’s the first time or the hundredth he’s hearing it, he will get up and take care of business and you can roll over and get your well-deserved sleep!

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All quotes taken from 👉Here - my very own collection.

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