Cheeky Humour

Always laugh when you can. Laughter might not solve your problems, but it will help to take the edge off your difficult moments. Life is more bearable when you laugh. It doesn’t matter if you revel in the coarsest puns or the raunchiest jokes. As long as we keep your sense of humour, you keep the doom and gloom at bay.

Enjoy today’s selection of ‘Cheeky Humour’. You might want to remember the ones you like and share them with your friends. We all like to be around people with a good sense of humour, and people who can make us laugh. Be that someone to brighten up someone’s day; be that someone to make people laugh. You will be very popular.

May your days be filled with laughter.

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Psychiatrist to patient: “There is nothing wrong with you mental health. You’re just stupid, and I can’t help you with that.” - Unknown.

Science Fact: A dog gets more factual information from sniffing another dog’s ass than a human does from watching Fox News. - Unknown

Running in our 60s is a great way to meet people. Today I met 2 paramedics, 3 nurses, a cordiologist and almost met Jesus. - Unknown

Spiders are the only web developers that enjoy finding bugs. - Unknown

You know it’s a cold day when your teeth starts charttering and they’re still on the nightstand. - Unknown

Being alone in the toilet s a reminder that you will always be ALONE when shit happens in you life. Be strong. - Unknown

A recent study found that people who go fishing catch more fish than those who don’t go fishing. - Unknown

We used to have village idiots, but with the Internet, they’ve gone global. - Unknown

Of course size matters. No one wants a small glass of wine. - Unknown

There are no good girls gone wrong – just bad girls found out. - Mae West

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All quotes taken from 👉Here - my very own collection.

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