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You know you never need FUD to get a hug from me.

Alright, well, I guess we have to do this now. Let me just put my beer and hockey stick down. Make it fast. No hands below the belt line.

No hands below the belt line.

My hands are rarely above. This is the internet.

Yeah. Sometimes it takes me a little while to respond too, if you know what I mean.

Jesus you guys are preverts...