The SteemBirds - Self eSTEEM

in #steembirds7 years ago

The Offspring parody with Steemit lyrics

About The SteemBirds

@dan-atstarlite and @jaybird have teamed up as "The SteemBirds" to bring you a bunch of comedic Steemit songs.

Previous tracks:

Gaining STEEM
Upvote Yourself
Hardfork 19
Blockchain Blues
Bots Bots Bots Bots
Steem To The Moon
Stick Around
Introduce Yourself

Self eSTEEM (lyrics)

I wrote a blog for the 10th time today
I used the words that whales want me to say
Had something edgy but then I thought twice
I hit backspace and then I wrote something nice
I know I’m not being true
My only goal is to get votes from you
I know what you want to read
But that’s okay cause I just want to make STEEM

I play it safe, I don’t post anything real
Only write what you want me to say
I don’t take sides, I always hide how I feel
That’s the only way I know I’ll get paid
Well I guess I should just write for myself
But that’s not really how you play this game
The more steem power the more I want to kiss your ass

Ass!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

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LOL, @dan-atstarlite almost blew a head gasket on that one. LOL

Still recovering lol🤕

Hahahaha. The Steembirds really went to a dark place with this song. LOL.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaat? You mean to tell me that not every person who leaves a comment of adoration on my posts really mean it? I am so sad now.

I do.😊😝

Love it- the music has a Nirvana sound to it. You've met your goal, & got my vote.

It's from a of a band called The Offspring, whose musical sound actually predates Nirvanas Studio recordings. They skewed more to the punk genre before going pop around 97 and spiraling downhill forever after.

Wow! I am speechless. I just remembered why I quit drinking.... 110% E for Effort! 👍🏼😃

Thanks, I've quit drinking so many times now... you'd think I'd be good at it

It takes practice. Believe me, I know! I feel a lot better though. Hangovers suck. Have a great day!

hahaha the lyrics suits best to every content that we wrote here on steemit lol , great one, you rock guys!!! :D

This is awesome, i am going to check out the rest of the tracks!

Thanks... I hope they're good for a laugh 😎

That was perfect! Had me laughing. It is so true. When I keep it real I feel like people act like I'm being "negative" Hahhah

yeah.... you can get away with a lot more if you sing it lol

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