HOW TO - Why I protect whales, how I farm steem from them and how CAN YOU DO THE SAME
Follow these easy steps and you are good to go:
- position whales as early adopters, innovative guys who never cheat and protect them from any kind of critique.
- write a “how to …” post, use the word whales in the title and be maximally ironic.
- post the steemit logo in your post and use white+blue colors of clothes and background.
- check your post every 5 minutes and pray that the whale bots see your post and give an upvote.
- don't swore if you don't get 10 000 $ in 24 hours.
I guess we will see if this works and you make bank :)
lolz. good post .
Yup... we'll see! Of course I want everyone seeing green!!!
I think the whales took it personally and now they downvote your post with the botnet they own
which whale flagged my post? @smooth? @kushed?
@mauricemikkers did.
Probably shouldn't spam posts in #general ... Lest you be flagged.
Fun post. I am never quite sure how the payout system works here. One of steems little mysteries.
yes , i can save whales but i prefer the jelly.
Also get your arse out for a click bait thumbnail to increase the views... forgot that bit?😂 What about a pic of your face without make up LOL.
Did you take this picture?
how could she took the picture by herself from that distance and height?
maybe with telekinesis
haha that was funny :D
Excellent post!