No Bra Day

I was walking the streets of Akron today when i saw a woman walking half naked with what might have been the loosest piece of clothing in humanity's existence. And i approached her and i asked what day it was and she said it was October 13th, No Bra Day and she said i should join their movement and i said, no thanks. So i left and on my way home...
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