I couldn't agree more @jeebus1, I'm happy to read a post that take maybe a four to five minutes, or shorter. But some posts I come across are more like a novel. I just don't have the time to spend reading all that. I mean, lets face it, that novel type post isn't the only post that out there, and I have plenty of Steemians I follow, that I like to keep up to date with.

Beside that, it takes me forever to write a post that's only a five minute read.

Oh and as for the jokes, I'm afraid the only ones I can remember are all nsfw. Lol