What is the scaredy cat so afraid of you ask??

The answer is quite simple you see...through all of time it has been well documented that the scaredy cat is deathly afraid of cool cucumbers with intimidating erections. Just ask Dr. John Bradshaw, anthrozoologist from the University of Bristol. He's studied the phenomenon for years and has concluded that cats are evolutionarily predisposed to be terrified of rock-hard cool cucs. Not to be mistaken for anxious cucumbers with massive but flaccid members, but instead, cucumbers that play it off like there's nothing to see and then BAM! Giant veggie dong right up in your whiskers.

As you peruse this overwhelming body of evidence for this assured claim, see if you can spot the terror-inducing prickly ding-dongs that really set these felines over the edge.

Your truth factory and scholar of all things related to pussy,
@Tayken