Prisioners are often forced to write to their loved ones, explaining how they found their way into the camp and declaring allegiance to the new regime - the Gum Free regime. The continual offenders will often find themselves on cleanup duty, peeling the shrapnel of their brothers-and-sisters-in-arms off the bottom of desks

Lots to love here. Perhaps the teachers could borrow from smoking and require enemy combatants to fall on their entire packet.

Meetup on Thursday, back out in the beer garden. Going to be 22C.