seriously, I gave the name 1 second of thought, I just chose the first thing that came into my head. That's how FAST my scatterbrain runs. Weird, I know. Just blind faith that it would someday evolve into whatever it was that I was destined for. When you get this old, you don't have TIME to wait for destiny.

I am the last lemming jumping FARTHER, HIGHER, and WITH MORE STYLE THAN ALL THE OTHERS BEFORE ME!