Raffle Winnings From @silverstackeruk In Two Parts. Part One, An "Interview" With SSUK.

A couple months back I saw a post by our boy @silverstackeruk called,

RAFFLE TIME - Royal mint £20 silver coins - Free Worldwide Postage wk1
OK. the guy is having a raffle, I'm interested. Let's see what the prize is......

Silver! Nice.

So, let's listen to the sales pitch from that post..........

I hate these things for so many reasons.

Uh.....OK. You mean the prize?

This is more of a get rid of these fuckers once and for all raffle.

Yep, you mean the prize, though it sounds like you're talking about mosquitoes or shitty drivers. But alright, lemme just try and clarify; You're raffling off some fuckers you hate, to be rid of them once and for all. Nice. Any info on the actual pieces?

I bought them all direct from the Royal mint at £20 a pop.

Oooo, raffling something that cost 20 pounds. Sweet.

They are 1/2oz silver, carded £20 coins.

Ouch, that's a hefty premium, well they must be selling for a pretty penny on eBay.

They are selling on eBay UK for under £20 which is very poor but to be expected as they from the Royal mint.

WTF!!! Silver bullion that has LOST value!?! And a direct kick in the nuts to the Royal Mint, who no doubt deserves it for this shit. Well I am starting to feel your frustration, but surely there is something good you can say about these....just to help sell some tickets, you know what I mean? (wink)

The are a pain to store and keep damage free and finally they are the shit of my stack, the only thing's i have that are losing money.

Nope. Couldn't do it, eh? OK, you know what, "shit of my stack"!?! You talked me out of it, I mean how much are the tickets gonna be so you can recoup some of those losses? What? What was that? You have one more thing to say? Go ahead.

But, they sure would make a nice treat for someone else. lol.

HOLD UP! That's straight up sadistic right there. Did you just say that this garbage would make a "nice treat" for someone? You did! And then you laughed right in their face, daaamn bro, that's cold-blooded. You know something, I'm out! I am not going to sit here and read about a prize that is a piece of crap while you tell me it's a treat for me then laugh in my face!
This is one raffle I will not be entering! And no upvote for you either! I mean what kind of DOPE would read that and still play? Good day sir!

_{To be continued...}