woah, that's a lot of thought you gave to what other humans should do with their bodies. you should try having sex with another guy, way less games and straight to the poin, unless you are one of the unfortunate souls who were cursed with a purely heterosexual attraction, then you can try lowering your standards to suit the females in your community.

why you gotta fly out to colonize other females while you got them in your neighborhood?
boys fall for all kinds of tricks these days.