my first reaction is: 'how fucking retarded are these people. If they're this fucking stupid, I should be running the whole show in 6 months.'
ROFL
I remember a quote from The Caine Mutiny (a great book, btw)
the Navy is a system designed by geniuses for the use of morons
You were in the MC you know what I'm talking about. I figure the Navy is a system designed by geniuses to be run by morons... That's why the smart guys at the bottom of the heap wind up getting killed because of shitheels from Annapolis!
Songbird McCain, perhaps? oh, I think you got the quote righter than me ;>