Bro, You Know When You Talked Cheerfully?

in #story8 years ago

Bro, You Know When You Talked Cheerfully?
A Drabble
by The Invisible Man

Bro, You Know When You Talked Cheerfully?


"Bro, what do you think of silly spikes?"

"Er... I don't know dear."

"What about my slimy texture? Some say its like a watery rat."

"Um..."

"Do you think my hook is like a scary gun?"

"Where on earth did you hear a thing like that?"

"Teacher says that my lids are like a fat newspaper that likes sleeping dangerously whilst waving its elbows."

"That's... um... nice. Perhaps we should talk about something else now."

"You know when you talked cheerfully? I heard it was like carelessly cooking."

"Oh look, rain outside!"

"But Bro, I am a clumsy sneaky criminal!"

(Drip!)
~ 101 words ~





Thanks for reading,
The Invisible Man
@theinvisibleman

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