Obviously, I can't upvote you but good story. The irony, though, is that you have those feelings about cryptos and are venting it out on a crypto platform. :)

Nice writing. Why don't you try your hands on some contests? Here is an article I had written some time back. Try those contests, if you feel like.
https://steemit.com/life/@oivas/making-money-on-steemit-for-newbies