Since it's not mandatory that I'm from Australia, I can't resist taking part in this fun contest. I know about Australian Welfare Payments and Dole bludgers. :) Upvoted & Resteemed.

Here's my entry:

I wasn't able to land myself any work as the recruiting agency said: "all you need is a brain and a will to work."

I'm not qualified. I deserve to receive @Centerlink benefits.