So, I've been trying to explain this newfangled contraption to people for nearly two years. I was often met with blank stares and threats of the police being called if I didn't leave (they left the door open so I thought it was okay to just walk in and start talking).

I refuse to give up though and I'm happy to report some good news. After many failed attempts, I showed them that diagram you drew up there on the board.

It was magical. They understood almost instantaneously.

I've explained a few more things using my own diagram:

And I expect to see them here within a week.

Good job, team!

^{P.S. I'm joking. Keep up the good work.}