The Guardian is Hurting

I finished reading @everittdmickey's post about the Chinese censors banning the letter n and at the bottom I was filled with a joy for the misery of others:

This is so exquisite to listen to the main propaganda mouthpieces on the internet begging for money. The narcissist in me wants to take this as personal as possible, beg me, guardian, beg me, I will protect you from those mean overheads, in a couple years or so.