Not wasting resources is “woke” now.

The best way to demonstrate anti-wokeness is to… checks notes… waste paper products.

Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

We live in a world where vacuous idiocy is regularly mistaken for profundity.

Anyway… I’m a person who espouses masculine virtues, so I’m off to start a fight with a paper towel dispenser.

Wish me luck.