Scambuster Chronicles

in #tj7 years ago

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Well since you good folks demanded the tale of BJ Hands On ( TJ Hansen and forthwith be identified as BJ ) here it is . Side note : The facts stated in these words are well documented and easily verified . In most cases from the very videos the man himself posted .

Let us also put our cards on the table , call a spade a spade so to speak . As many of you have probably guessed our hero of these stories is none other than Troy Reid himself ( forthwith to be known as the Idiot , Moron , Fruitloops and many other appropriate aliases ) the self proclaimed DIYer and bible thumping Gilligan , the Tim Taylor ( Home Improvement , Tool Time) residing in Northern Michigan . Let us begin , shall we .

My tales will now take on a darker appearance . This one is from the bowels of the planet . Lucifer himself will glow with pride . You see the idiot took it upon himself to transport an convicted sex offender , BJ across state lines to visit and assist our dunce . BJ the pedophile and Fruitloops had a heart warming relationship from the start . Clearly the antics demonstrated in the daily interaction of the two , captured on camera was very touching . Brings to mind the movie Brokeback Mountain . Watching these two frolic about left the audience mesmerized , demanding more .

Yes , they were two consenting adults , what's the big deal you ask ? Well it just so happens whilst the happy couple were enjoying their time together they were interrupted by a Canadian Fellow member of the CAI cult ( Mack Loevy ).
Oh wow , a menage a trios you're thinking . Things are starting to heat up at the fairy dumpstead . Oh no folks . You see Jack had two adolescent sons accompanying him . Did scatterbrain inform Mr. Loevy of BJ's checkered past ? Unfortunately no . Did dark action take place during this visit ? Probably not ( hopefully ). Did the devil himself visit hoarder heaven and place his hands upon Tliar making sound judgement a mirage ? Disturbing actions to say the least .

Later when questioned about this atrocity the Moron being true to form blamed it on former friends out to cast doubt upon his good nature .

This tale must end now due to length of the readers interest . So much more to say . Suggestions will now be accepted for upcoming topics .

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I can't wait to read more of your posts :)

What about the girl featured dive ? She's the one getting me the votes .

My friend, I am a married man... If I was to say anything positive on the picture, I would likely wear a cast iron pan on the side of my head after my lovely wife sees a sign of approval from me :)

Poor girl seems to have lost her panties....

Ah yes , the poor girl does seem to be in some distress .