The most dangerous creatures: Toddlers!

My daughter Alayna, just entered toddler-hood and Even though she has just started but Iam ready to pull my hair out very soon.
yesterday, After I cleaned her up and packed her in her sweater and socks, she stuck her hand down the toilet during the 2 secs it took me to dispose of her dirty diaper.
So out of revulsion gave her a proper long bath. Again after packing her up in her layers of clothing I put her down and went to get a glass from the kitchen which was just a few feet away. During my tiny walk from bedroom to kitchen she simply walked up to the water dispenser and pushed the cold water button. From neck to her socks she was covered in cold water.
I mean, I just need to get a glass! Such a simple thing and it has become a gamble! And my 1.5 year old holds all the stakes.
Now she is asleep next to me, snoring because of her stuffy nose since she couldn’t manage to stay dry for more than a few minutes.
She looks like a ball of adorableness and cuteness and I really need to pee but her hand is touching me, if I move she will wake up and I really don’t want her to right now cause it’s so quiet!

never mind she is awake.