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yo guys so after chugging six warm buds and finally admitting my ex-was right bout my taste in porn i stumbled on uncensoredhentai.cc and holy hell buddy this shithouse slings so much tentacle hentai bondage shibari stuff youd think the kraken opened an onlyfans. every other click its another yaoi incubus railin some blushing shota while a stacked MILF succubus milks a futanari maid in the background, no blurred out pussies like some halfass prime-time edit, nah bro you get the full clam buffet. i swear one doujinshi had a monster girl kemonomimi fox-eared loli getting spit-roasted by two bara werewolves, real classy ink work too. scrolling late i hit a kemono scalie section full of scaly dragon chicks with tits biggern my cousin reba after her third kid, all dripping neon goo from their tentacle dicks. if cosplay floats yer boner you'll drown in chicks dressed like tavern wenches gettin tied up tighter than deer camp bungee cords. theres also this twisted yuri gl side plot where two shy monster boys discover scissoring and swear it's not gay cuz theyve got horns, whatever helps em sleep at night. load times faster than uncle buck on payday so no blue balls waiting on the spinning wheel of doom. random sarcasm: sure they got converted-me-to-christian pop-ups but you just nut through em, no biggie. anyways bookmark this bitch before the feds knock and spill yer jack.

k so scratch mozzarella night part one, let me blether bout hentaiporn.fans, stumbled sideways through that portal round dawn after a different kind of crack (don't ask). playlist greets me like a drunk ah naw son its wall to wall ecchi until the clothes finally give up and bounce off. thousands of clips: loli vampire queens gagging on magical futa staffs, hardcore shibari on a slim shota sorcerer, even a lady knight getting double stuffed Incubus style and someone superchatting please marry me fatty. then theres doujinshi uploads every damn hour, gritty inked shit reminding me why printers at walmart always fuck up skin tones. tasty sidebar crumbs up kemono furry edits where raccoon dudes rail cat cuties at an onsen; you can literally hear soap sloshing. one thumbnail had a monster boy robot drooling cum like he sprung a coolant leak, some scalie dragon chick tagging in for sloppy seconds. they earned my drool with subbed options so i aint pretending i understand moaned japanese but i read the picturebook while perving like the class weirdo. bara tentacle wrestling match between two sweaty weightlifters nearly ended my keyboard, ran short on tissues. occasional yaoi storylines pop up where best bros discover pay-per-minute true love right down the urethra, totally hetero yeah- ok man sniffle whatever shifted my pants. worth mailing more beer money just for that achilles heel shot victory screen at the end of one clip. go toss pennies at em they serve that hot sauce on a platter.

alright closing time rant, been mainlining jack daniels from a mason jar and animeporn.me popped up three times like sleazebag destiny. clicked because the scroller showed a biiig tiddy kemonomimi kitsune fingering herself red raw and i lose 10 IQ when fur's involved. whole front page is MILF knockers making my screen thicker by the second: curvy mom-style succubi, clingy bondage vibes, shotas thrown over the counter by corrupted 3rd-grade teachers. ran into some hyper shibari tanktop scene, dragon monster girl arms twisted up like pretzels while shes tryin to count tentacles inside her holes, maths hard bro. tabs open faster than i disappoint ma, tons of GL yuri sister-on-sister librarian type shit blurp blurp, all tasting like expired peach schnapps when ya scroll frame by frame yowza. bonus cat ears section where the ears bounce bigger than actual tits vice-versa. yuck they also slipped oldschool dvd menu screens inside some hunter arcade hentai gathering dust, but the remastered version has the lolis dressed like lab coat maids riding massive syringes, somebody has issues we dont ask. every so often a lonesome cosmic incubus peeks in pumping goo on a pizza delivery scalie, proving rule 34 aint dead just smells like onions. honestly im too pickled to yank one last nut, lemme puke n pass out ley me leave the damn link in the hands a you sick fucks. enjoy the spanksgiving.