Mechanical woes and the road to Oaxaca. Part 1.

When your brakes fail, it might as well be on a winding mountain pass with sheer drop offs and hairpin bends. Even better if it is a pass that climbs from near to sea level up to almost 3000m, before dropping back down to below 1500m. (That’s pushing 10,000′ before returning to less than 5000′ for those of you who have not gleefully embraced the metric system.)

We had plans to arrive in Santa Maria del Tule, just out of Oaxaca. Our destination was a well-known camping spot called ‘Overlander Oasis’. We were hoping to stay for 3 weeks (the longest we had stayed put anywhere for a year). The plan was to work on a bit of basic vehicle maintenance. Well that, and an interior upgrade to accommodate our new ‘DIGITALLY NOMADIC‘ lifestyle.

We had been travelling at what had been a pretty hectic pace for the preceding 12 months. We’d slowed down for a couple of week-long breaks from constant travel in the past, but never this long. It was a chance to hit reset on our trip and get ready for the next 12 months of excitement as best we could.

What we hadn’t planned for was the difficulty keeping the 4Runner functional at all. It was in fact going to be a challenge to arrive at Overlander Oasis in one piece.

Calvin and Leanne are a Canadian couple who have been living in Mexico for several years now. They have cut out a bit of a niche offering camping for overland travellers such as ourselves. The spot has a bit of reputation as a haven for working on your vehicle. Or, if needs be, improving, tweaking, adjusting or entirely upgrading your setup.

But I digress, we are getting ahead of ourselves here. This ‘oasis’ was the goal. The day came when we expected to be relaxing in Calvin and Leanne’s back yard. We instead found ourselves navigating high, winding mountain passes—sans brakes.

The kind of high mountain passes with a lot of signs like this.

_{Even before we spoke any Spanish we had figured out that this meant ‘Dangerous corner’. If Mexico bothers to print a sign for it, it really is.}

Of course, the journey doesn’t start there.

It conveniently starts in the car park of a fancy hotel back close to sea level in Tuxtepec.

The brakes weren’t, well, stopping us. Which is pretty much their main role in keeping us on the road. We hoped it was just due to driving through the abundant surface water during a tropical downpour. We hoped that if we gave whatever sensor was playing up a chance to dry out and we’d be back in business.

There was nothing for it. We just had to check in for a relaxing night of clean sheets and hot showers and deal with the issue in the morning.

In the morning however, dodgy brakes now included the screeching of a blaring dashboard alarm.

Yeah. That could get annoying.

That and the dashboard lit up like a Christmas tree.

_{The wrong kind of festive lights}

We miss our old truck without all the electronics.

We feared it was an electronic issue. With the limited resources we had, Ben was unable to see any obvious mechanical flaws that would be causing it. We tried the few potential fixes we could manage in the parking lot, but none of them seemed to be doing the trick.

We talked to the staff at the hotel as best we could about the issue. At this stage in our journey our Spanish was particularly sub-standard. However, when we indicated our planned destination for the day, it was not necessary to speak Spanish to understand the response. Their horrified faces said it wasn’t the best idea. Also, the hand gestures for ‘windy steep mountain pass with terrifying sheer drops, leading to certain death’ transcend verbal language.

A chap with a nice jeep parked next to us in the car park offered to take us to his mechanic friend. We hoped he could have a look at the brakes and see if he could see anything that we couldn’t.

So we rolled cautiously out into the chaotic traffic.

The drive started with a harrowing trip full circle around a round about. This was followed by several minutes of zigzagging across lanes of traffic to avoid hazards. Before rolling to a gentle halt at some traffic lights.

Suddenly, the alarms stopped, the brakes started working effectively again. Good news. Sort of. We had to explain to the mechanic that they weren’t working before, but now they were.

As to be expected, he looked less-than-impressed that we were wasting his day on brakes that actually worked. He nonetheless set to work bleeding the brakes and checking everything he could. Which wasn’t much, considering that they were now of course, working perfectly.

We returned to the the fancy hotel parking lot with everything seeming AOK. It was generally agreed that it was now too late in the day to drive to our planned destination. So we settled in for a second night of luxury.

Well, mostly luxury, a cheaper room was available. We downgraded in order to ease the budget a little whilst still enjoying hot showers and clean sheets—still a win.

Although, there was that moment in the night when we were both pretty convinced that the hotel was, in fact, haunted. When something large brushes past your feet and your partner is still in bed asleep beside you, it is best not to over think. Just roll over go to sleep and realise that you both experienced the same thing in the night by the light of day.

That would be our second haunted hotel.

However, it was our first containing a poltergeist with a foot fetish.

The next morning the alarm was screeching in the dash yet again.

Hooray.

But a quick spin down the road in dangerous, chaotic Mexican traffic and all was in order. The alarms stopped, the brakes were working. Time to hit the terrifying mountain pass.

We drove for a while without incident.