You sound to be my soulmate )))) It's great to meet someone that have such a wonderful sense of humor )
Concerning your experience, you don't even know how your funny assumption about Kalashnikov could be true. Big city - big money, big money - those people very often are like untouchable. Of course, it fairly could be a Kalashnikov, but it may well be a traumatic gun. It happened more often under the previous Government, and I hope very much that those times are in the past.

I think I will try to write another post about that and not betray my sense of humor ( or sarcasm ;o) )
I had a day odd yesterday as I wrote this post, so today is a real start of week ))) Thank you and have a great day!