The Retarded Troll

The Retarded Troll desperately needed a condom that they would cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly odd thing to do, to my children, but not to the Troll, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. A condom is the thing to choose.

The Retarded Troll desperately desired a big sponge that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be an odd undertaking, to many, but not to the Troll, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. A big sponge is the item to select.

The Retarded Troll desperately desired a bat that they would occasionally embrace. It would have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to you, but not to the Troll, who had decided it was wonderous. Honestly, a bat was the thing that was selected.

The Retarded Troll always had with them a stapler that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to some, but not to the Troll, who had decided it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the chosen thing.

The Retarded Troll desperately needed a stretchman that they would sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly strange undertaking, to many, but not to the Troll, who feels that the idea was wonderous. A stretchman was the chosen thing.

The Retarded Troll found a rubber johnny that they sometimes drop. This could be considered a different undertaking, to some, but not to the Troll, who considered that the idea was stunning. A rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.