The Nervous Troll

The Nervous Troll looked for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally experiment on. This is certainly a fairly weird action, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.

The Nervous Troll desired a porno magazine to cuddle. This could be considered a different exercise, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a porno magazine of all things.

The Nervous Troll wanted a bottle of wine that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to many, but not to the Troll, who thinks it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was opted for.

The Nervous Troll looked for a rubber johnny that they liked to annihilate It should have been an odd proposal, to most, but not to the Troll, who had decided it was breathtaking. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

The Nervous Troll wanted a pint of beer that they sometimes eat. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar idea, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who feels that the idea was wonderous. A pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

The Nervous Troll always had with them a bag of poop that they would often put down their trousers. It is an original approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.