His Red Troll

His Red Troll wanted a helmet that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a weird and wonderful thought, to many, but not to the Troll, who expected it was sublime. Who would have thought, a helmet is the thing to opt for.

His Red Troll always carried a can of Tango that they would sometimes worship. One might find this to be a curious action, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.

His Red Troll desperately desired a computer to rub on his belly. This seems to be a new approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

His Red Troll desperately wanted a custard pie that they would worship. This might appear to be a bizarre operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the item chosen.

His Red Troll looked for a sword that they sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a funny action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who considered that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a sword would be the item that was selected.

His Red Troll desired a mug that they would often rub on his belly. It is an astonishing action, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a mug of all things.