My Exceptional Troll

My Exceptional Troll desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes worship. It would have been a new idea, to me, but not to the Troll, who thought it was wonderful. Honestly, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

My Exceptional Troll desperately desired a set of lego that they sometimes throw. It should have been a fairly exciting thought, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who assumed it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a set of lego would be the thing that was chosen.

My Exceptional Troll desperately craved for a computer that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would be an original thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who thought that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a computer being the thing opted for.

My Exceptional Troll needed a bat to experiment on. It would be a fairly funny thing to do, to some, but not to the Troll, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.

My Exceptional Troll owned a big sponge that they would sometimes embrace. It would have been a fairly strange exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the thing to choose.

My Exceptional Troll had a radiator that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems an exciting proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who thought that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the thing that was opted for.