The Lucky Troll

The Lucky Troll desperately wanted a wig that they sometimes worship. It might be an extraordinary suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a wig having that done to it

The Lucky Troll carried a Harry Potter wand that they liked to sleep with. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to many, but not to the Troll, who assumed that the idea was stunning. A Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.

The Lucky Troll desperately looked for a sword that they would occasionally eat. It would have been a bizarre proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who expected that this idea is stunning. A sword having that done to it

The Lucky Troll often carried a mug that they would try to balance on their head. This could be considered an unusual exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a mug of all things.

The Lucky Troll had a custard pie that they would occasionally worship. It might be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Troll, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a custard pie being the thing selected.

The Lucky Troll found a bag of poop that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to you, but not to the Troll, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.