The Lucky Troll

The Lucky Troll desperately desired a lava lamp to put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly odd exercise, to my children, but not to the Troll, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.

The Lucky Troll desperately needed a rubber chicken to annihilate One might consider this to be a different thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who assumed it was wonderous. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

The Lucky Troll desired a condom to break. This could be considered a new suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who expected that this idea is out of this world. A condom was the thing that was selected.

The Lucky Troll looked for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes smash. It should have been a curious suggestion, to some, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.

The Lucky Troll always carried a tomato that they sometimes hug. It should have been an extraordinary suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who thought it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato being the item selected.

The Lucky Troll always had with them a bottle of wine that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly surprising exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a bottle of wine having that done to it