Special Troll

Special Troll searched for a tomato to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who considered it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a tomato being the chosen item.

Special Troll carried a rubber johnny that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would be an odd operation, to many, but not to the Troll, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.

Special Troll desperately looked for a mug to try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly strange thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who thought that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a mug is the thing to choose.

Special Troll always kept a bat that they would put in the bath with him. It should have been a different approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a bat was the thing that was opted for.

Special Troll had a pint of cider that they would smash. This could be considered a fairly weird exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. A pint of cider would be the item chosen.

Special Troll had a helmet that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who considered that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a helmet was the thing that was opted for.