The Square Troll

The Square Troll always had with them a rubber johnny that they liked to sit and look at. This is certainly a weird operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who feels that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

The Square Troll desperately wanted a can of Tango that they sometimes drop. It was a strange exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who expected that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.

The Square Troll desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would put up their bum. One might consider this to be a peculiar action, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

The Square Troll wanted a porno magazine that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems to be a funny proposal, to some, but not to the Troll, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. A porno magazine being the chosen item.

The Square Troll had a little monkey that they would demolish. This could be considered a fairly weird thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who feels that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a little monkey being the thing opted for.

The Square Troll searched for a condom that they would sometimes drop. It would have been a fairly bizarre undertaking, to you, but not to the Troll, who felt that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a condom was the item that was opted for.