The Big Troll

The Big Troll always kept a sword that they would often worship. It was a fairly curious proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a sword would be the item that was opted for.

The Big Troll desperately searched for a cup that they would sometimes hug. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who considered that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a cup was the thing that was selected.

The Big Troll always had with them a melon to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a strange approach to life, to most, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a melon would be the item that was opted for.

The Big Troll carried a painting of a melon that they would often play with. This seems a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a painting of a melon being the thing opted for.

The Big Troll searched for a spade that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who thought it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade would be the chosen thing.

The Big Troll owned a cup that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly exciting thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup would be the thing that was selected.