A Brainy Troll

A Brainy Troll desperately needed a sword that they would often annihilate This seems a fairly exciting thing to do, to most, but not to the Troll, who felt that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword was the chosen item.

A Brainy Troll desperately needed a can of coke that they would sometimes worship. It should have been a fairly curious thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Troll, who expected it would be awesome. Remarkably, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.

A Brainy Troll looked for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally drop. It might have been a new thing to do, to me, but not to the Troll, who feels it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the item that was opted for.

A Brainy Troll desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would eat. It should be a strange suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who expected it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a toilet brush was the chosen item.

A Brainy Troll desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would have been an exciting suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.

A Brainy Troll needed a porno magazine that they sometimes throw. One might say this is an exciting activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A porno magazine being the chosen thing.