Boring Troll

Boring Troll carried a ball that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly astonishing suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who expected it was stunning. Bizarrely, a ball was the item that was chosen.

Boring Troll desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would sometimes demolish. It might be a fairly curious undertaking, to me, but not to the Troll, who expected it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the item to select.

Boring Troll desired a bag of poop that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly exciting action, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. A bag of poop is the thing to choose.

Boring Troll always carried a pencil sharpener that they liked to cuddle. This seems to be a fairly different action, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who had decided it was simply life. Strangely, a pencil sharpener having that done to it

Boring Troll had a stretchman that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who thought that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.

Boring Troll desperately searched for a custard pie that they would sometimes share. It should have been an exciting approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the chosen thing.