The Exceptional Troll

The Exceptional Troll always had with them a can of Tango that they liked to share. It should be a fairly weird thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who feels it was wonderful. Strangely, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

The Exceptional Troll looked for a can of Tango that they would occasionally hug. It is a somewhat surprising thought, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

The Exceptional Troll desperately craved for a can of Tango that they liked to cuddle. This seems to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. A can of Tango being the chosen item.

The Exceptional Troll looked for a vibrator to annihilate It might have been a fairly original proposal, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the thing to choose.

The Exceptional Troll often carried a rubber chicken to eat. It would be a fairly different approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

The Exceptional Troll wanted a cup that they liked to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly peculiar thought, to you, but not to the Troll, who had decided it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a cup was the chosen item.