His Red Troll

His Red Troll wanted a cup that they would occasionally throw. It is an extraordinary suggestion, to me, but not to the Troll, who expected it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a cup was the item that was opted for.

His Red Troll always had with them a condom to hug. One might say this is a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom being the thing opted for.

His Red Troll desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they sometimes drop. This is certainly an exciting action, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who thinks it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

His Red Troll always carried a wig that they would try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly new action, to you, but not to the Troll, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a wig being the thing opted for.

His Red Troll had a bat that they would occasionally smash. It should have been a fairly different exercise, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. A bat is the item to choose.

His Red Troll desperately needed a dildo that they would often try to balance on their head. It was an unusual thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who had decided it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the item that was chosen.