His Horny Troll

His Horny Troll had a chocolate bar that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a new approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who considered that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the item to select.

His Horny Troll craved for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be an odd exercise, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who thought that the idea was sublime. A sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

His Horny Troll always kept a chocolate bar that they would sometimes embrace. It is a surprising action, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who expected it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.

His Horny Troll had a ball that they would often share. It would have been an astonishing activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who feels it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a ball would be the item that was selected.

His Horny Troll desperately desired a mug that they would smash. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a mug being the chosen thing.

His Horny Troll desperately desired a can of Tango that they would often sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Troll, who felt it was fun. A can of Tango was the item that was opted for.