My Green Troll

My Green Troll desperately looked for a vibrator that they would rub on his belly. This seems to be an unusual proposal, to most, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the chosen thing.

My Green Troll had a porno magazine that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me, but not to the Troll, who expected that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

My Green Troll desperately craved for a sponge that they would sometimes cuddle. It should be a surprising idea, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who felt it would be fun. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

My Green Troll desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes throw. It should be an exciting suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who thought it would be out of this world. A bottle of coke was the thing that was opted for.

My Green Troll desperately wanted a lava lamp that they liked to sleep with. It is considered to be a surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who feels it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

My Green Troll often carried a chocolate bar that they sometimes experiment on. It would be a new approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar of all things.