My Crypting Troll

My Crypting Troll desperately wanted a sponge that they would occasionally smash. It was considered to be a fairly odd operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who considered it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the item chosen.

My Crypting Troll desperately wanted a block of cheese that they sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a new approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who feels it was sublime. Honestly, a block of cheese being the item opted for.

My Crypting Troll desperately craved for a set of lego to demolish. One might say this is an odd idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who had decided it would be awesome. Honestly, a set of lego was the thing that was selected.

My Crypting Troll desperately desired a rubber johnny that they sometimes eat. This seems an extraordinary operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who thought that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.

My Crypting Troll desperately looked for a condom that they would eat. This is certainly a fairly weird activity, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who expected that the idea was stunning. A condom would be the item that was chosen.

My Crypting Troll found a condom that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a different suggestion, to most, but not to the Troll, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the thing that was selected.