The Confused Troll

The Confused Troll often carried a pencil sharpener that they sometimes embrace. This might appear to be a peculiar approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who thinks that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener is the item to select.

The Confused Troll found a can of Dr Pepper that they would often put up their bum. It should have been a fairly different thing to do, to many, but not to the Troll, who feels that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

The Confused Troll craved for a stretchman that they would often put down their trousers. It was a curious undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a stretchman being the thing opted for.

The Confused Troll always carried a custard pie that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar operation, to most, but not to the Troll, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

The Confused Troll desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes demolish. It would have been a fairly funny idea, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who thinks that the idea was stunning. A can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.

The Confused Troll always had with them a hat to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly unusual action, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a hat would be the chosen thing.