Stupid Troll

Stupid Troll wanted a painting of a melon that they would often demolish. This seems a fairly unusual action, to many, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon having that done to it

Stupid Troll craved for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be a strange undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.

Stupid Troll found a condom that they would sometimes throw. This might appear to be a fairly unusual activity, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

Stupid Troll often carried a pint of cider that they would often eat. It would have been a fairly weird exercise, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

Stupid Troll often carried a cheese grater that they would often embrace. This might appear to be a strange thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who thought that the idea was exciting. A cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.

Stupid Troll desperately searched for a computer that they would often put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who felt it would be out of this world. Honestly, a computer being the item opted for.