Cute Troll

Cute Troll needed a bottle of wine that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to many, but not to the Troll, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

Cute Troll looked for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes hug. It would have been a bizarre activity, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who felt it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

Cute Troll always had with them a helmet that they liked to put up their bum. It should have been a weird and wonderful idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a helmet of all things.

Cute Troll desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes worship. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary operation, to my children, but not to the Troll, who felt that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.

Cute Troll needed a bottle of beer that they would often worship. It was an odd exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

Cute Troll often carried a cheese grater that they liked to drop. It was considered to be an odd undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.