My Boring Troll

My Boring Troll often carried a lava lamp that they would often worship. One might consider this to be an unusual action, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who thought it would be simply life. Strangely, a lava lamp was the item that was chosen.

My Boring Troll searched for a CD player that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems an original thought, to you, but not to the Troll, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.

My Boring Troll searched for a melon that they liked to embrace. It is a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a melon being the item selected.

My Boring Troll desired a big sponge that they liked to break. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who thought it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a big sponge of all things.

My Boring Troll needed a custard pie to demolish. One might consider this to be an exciting approach to life, to some, but not to the Troll, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a custard pie having that done to it

My Boring Troll carried a cheese grater that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who feels that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater having that done to it