His Square Troll

His Square Troll desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they sometimes annihilate It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

His Square Troll looked for a rubber chicken that they liked to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a strange thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken having that done to it

His Square Troll desperately needed a custard pie that they would put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary operation, to my children, but not to the Troll, who considered that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the item to select.

His Square Troll always carried a dildo that they would often smash. It would have been a fairly original operation, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Strangely, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

His Square Troll had a CD player that they liked to experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly strange activity, to some, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. A CD player was the thing that was chosen.

His Square Troll searched for a crown that they would smash. This seems a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Troll, who considered that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a crown having that done to it